Today, I heard about the “Noodle Revolution” that is being led by this young Wisconsinite. As an employee of Noodles Restaurant, this young man very articulately explains how he has been systematically stripped of his rights. Move over waterboarding, because apparently a JOB is now considered TORTURE!
Apparently, the Noodle-boss and the Noodle-customer did not appreciate Noodle-boy’s Marxist vision for Noodles. Noodle-boy has been fired and replaced! Capitalism is BOSS!