NEWS ORLEANS (Reuters) – The votes are in and it is unanimous: Barack Obama will win re-election to the U.S. presidency in November, according to five astrologers who offered predictions at their convention on Tuesday.
Billed as a meeting of the world’s top astrologers, the conference in New Orleans drew some 1,500 people who participated in workshops and panel discussions.
Not to be confused with astronomy, the scientific study of the physical universe, astrology uses non-scientific methods to predict how the relative positions of celestial bodies may influence human behavior and future events.
“The ingress of Saturn into Scorpio may trouble him,” said one astrologer. “It won’t cost him the election, but it may indicate difficulties in the first half of his second term.”
For conservatives, here’s hoping for a more radical ingress of Saturn…