We Can All Stay Home In November, Astrologers Say Four More Years Of Obama

NEWS ORLEANS (Reuters) – The votes are in and it is unanimous: Barack Obama will win re-election to the U.S. presidency in November, according to five astrologers who offered predictions at their convention on Tuesday.

Billed as a meeting of the world’s top astrologers, the conference in New Orleans drew some 1,500 people who participated in workshops and panel discussions.

Not to be confused with astronomy, the scientific study of the physical universe, astrology uses non-scientific methods to predict how the relative positions of celestial bodies may influence human behavior and future events.

“The ingress of Saturn into Scorpio may trouble him,” said one astrologer.  “It won’t cost him the election, but it may indicate difficulties in the first half of his second term.”

For conservatives, here’s hoping for a more radical ingress of Saturn…

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2 thoughts on “We Can All Stay Home In November, Astrologers Say Four More Years Of Obama

  1. Does it really matter?? The Mayans have called for the end of the world in December anyway….. 🙂

  2. It feels like to much Karma here!!! The astrologers are only looking at the western star placement and not the level above our solar system. That is where the surprise will come, I feel, and it’s not expected. Some of the astrological conferences have been accurate but some have not, its like a 50/ 50 chance, would you not say? However with that said the celestial star maps are not computer generated and require a much deeper skilled technique then most astrologers have the true ability to do. To many personal agendas and energies lie on the table. One must always remember that the stars are like waves, they can guide a direction but can never have control over the unseen weather from above. Peace.

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