2012 Democrat National Convention Agenda

AgendaDemocrat National Convention

4:00 PM– Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM– Singing of “God D— America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM– Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM– Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM– Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM–Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great Balls of Fire”

5:00 PM– UFO Abduction Survival – Joe Biden
5:30 PM– Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM– Tribute to All 57 States

6:00 PM– Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:00 PM- Timothy Geithner Talks About the Importance of Filing and Paying Your Income Taxes on Time


8:30 PM– Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM– Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl

9:15 PM– Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
 – Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM– Denunciation of “Bible Clingers & Gun Owners”

10:30 PM– Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
11:00 PM– Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM– Free Gov.  Blagojevich rally

11:30 PM– Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM– Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM– Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

OPTION: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich
To be decided just before the Convention


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